What I Learned This Season on SURVIVOR

Okay, I finally got around to finishing this season of SURVIVOR and here is what I thought:

• Men with accents can convince young girls of anything.
• Federal Agents are NUTSO and need serious underwear advice.
• Besides giving them razors now I think they also give the castaways Teeth Whitening strips.  They all had the whitest, stain free teeth ever.
• The time from the final vote and the reunion show some people ate a LOT of pasta.
• WOW! These people are a lot more attractive when they are clean.
• These were the world's dumbest girls.
• They make fingernail polish that matches Turquoise.
• I would never be able to survive.  I would get so bitchy only eating a couple bites of rice a day.
• I wish Jeff Probst would go back to Rock 'n' Roll Jeopardy!
• That 22 seasons of this show have just flown by me.
• America likes people to DOMINATE!
• Season 23 sounds just like Season 22 but with different faces... boo!