Showing posts with label I AM FUNNY. Show all posts
Showing posts with label I AM FUNNY. Show all posts

Thursday, August 4, 2011

It's FRIDAY! {MFF #52 - Oh that is a year's worth}

Go see Wifey about some questions and the rules... DO IT!

NOW READ MY STUFF!
  1. Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day, teach a man to fish and HE WILL GET SICK OF EATING FISH REALLY QUICK.
  2. It is amazing what you can accomplish if YOU MAKE A TO DO LIST.
  3. If you can’t stand the heat TURN ON THE AC.{This is my motto lately... it is SCHWEATY here.}
  4. What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to WHAT TO WATCH ON TV TONIGHT.
  5. Well behaved women seldom TELL THE TRUTH. {You know there are no such things as Well Behaved Women so if one says they are then they are lying between their teeth.}